The Super Bowl was a nightmare by halftime for the Oakland Raiders -- and then Coach Chucky's horror show got even worse.
Defense did 'em in, baby! And the Tampa Bay Buccaneers didn't need much more.
Coach Jon Gruden and his Bucs won their first NFL championship, routing the Oakland Raiders 48-21 in the first matchup of best offense vs. best defense.
The Tampa Bay defense won by a mile, returning three of a record five interceptions for touchdowns and shutting down any hope the Raiders had of a late comeback.
"There was nothing they could do to us," Bucs defensive tackle Warren Sapp said. "Nothing."
It was especially sweet for the former NFL laughingstock, a team that lost its first 26 games after it started playing in 1976 in those garish orange uniforms.
Oakland quarterback Rich Gannon hardly looked like the NFL's MVP.
"We were just absolutely terrible. It was a nightmarish performance," he said.
Bucs owner Malcolm Glazer gave all the credit to the man he finally hired a year ago, a devilish, blond taskmaster known as "Chucky" after the horror show doll.
"I want to thank Coach Gruden for what he did," said Bucs owner Malcolm Glazer, who was the butt of jokes for his revolving coach search that finally brought Gruden from the Raiders.
"He came from heaven and he brought us to heaven. We were waiting for the right man and the right man came -- Jon Gruden."
Gruden, who at 39 became the youngest coach ever to win a Super Bowl, is known as an offensive guru. This victory was with a defense run by Monte Kiffin and other holdovers from former coach Tony Dungy.
"I'm not saying it's the best defense I've ever seen," said Tim Brown, the Oakland receiver who was in his first Super Bowl in 15 NFL seasons.
"But it's really very good defense."
Super Bowl MVP Dexter Jackson had two interceptions, as did Dwight Smith, who returned both of his picks for touchdowns, including a 50-yarder to finish off the scoring with 2 seconds left. Derrick Brooks also returned an interception for a touchdown.
Simeon Rice had two of the Bucs' five sacks as Tampa Bay romped to a 20-3 halftime lead then scored two quick third-quarter touchdowns.
That rendered futile a late comeback by the Raiders that included a touchdown on a blocked punt and 48-yard TD pass from Gannon to Jerry Rice.
"Right now, I wouldn't care if they put Mount Everest in front of me," said Simeon Rice, who was playing against a line of 300-pounders. "I just wanted to be a world champion."
The Tampa Bay offense did its part, too, led by Michael Pittman, who gained 124 yards on 29 carries.
Mike Alstott had a 2-yard TD run and Brad Johnson added two TD passes to Keenan McCardell, the second an 11-yarder after an 89-yard drive that ate up almost eight minutes of the third quarter.
Just 43 seconds later, Smith grabbed the ball away from Jerry Rice and took it to the end zone to make it 34-3.
Oakland owner Al Davis' slogan "Just win, baby!" wasn't going to work this time.
How good was the Tampa Bay defense?
The Bucs limited the Raiders to 19 yards rushing, 269 total yards and 11 first downs.
Oakland had only 62 total net yards in the first half, second-lowest total in Super Bowl history. And the five interceptions of Gannon were the most he had in any game this season. He finished 24 of 44 for 272 yards and two touchdowns.
Credit the victory also to Gruden, who left Oakland for Tampa Bay in what seemed at the time far too much in draft picks and cash -- $8 million to be exact.
Although Gruden denied it, his knowledge of his old team worked out perfectly.
"Every play they've run, we've run in practice," Tampa Bay safety John Lynch said.
Kiffin, the defensive coordinator, wasn't surprised the Bucs seemed to know just about everything the Raiders would do.
"Jon Gruden was Gannon. Nobody can be like Gannon like Gruden can," Kiffin said. "He taught Gannon. He was in Gannon's head."
But Gruden played down that apparent advantage.
"That was all overrated," he said. "I stayed away from the defense. That's a credit to our players. We've got a great defensive club."
To be fair, the Raiders might have entered this game a bit distracted.
Their All-Pro center, Barret Robbins, was sent home before the game for missing team functions the day before the game. The Bucs took advantage, with Sapp, Lynch and the interior defense constantly pushing up the middle against backup center Adam Treu to put pressure on Gannon and shut down the run.
This was a victory for one of the NFL's longtime sad sacks.
Between 1983 and 1996, the Bucs were the league's worst franchise, going without a winning season and losing 10 or more games in 13 of those 14 years.
"I've got to believe that coming where we were in this organization, the ridicule and the heartbreak, it's a great thing," said Lynch, one of five current Bucs who wore the orange uniforms that were a symbol of their futility.
Even a year ago, the team was a mess after the Glazer family fired Dungy and went after big-name coaches like Bill Parcells and Steve Mariucci before landing Gruden.
But if this was a glorious day for the Bucs, it was the opposite for the Raiders, who have three Super Bowl victories but hadn't played in pro football's showcase game in 19 years.
Oakland's aging warriors did little.
Jerry Rice and Tim Brown, the 40- and 36-year-old wide receivers, were all but invisible for most of the game.
Rice, who has a reception in every game he has played since 1985, didn't have his first until 3:30 was left in the third quarter and the Raiders trailed by 31 points.
That came right before Gannon's 39-yard pass to Jerry Porter gave the Raiders their first TD.
They got their second only 44 seconds into the fourth quarter when Tim Johnson blocked a Tom Tupa punt and Eric Johnson caught it in the air and took it in.
But even those TDs didn't produce what they could have because the Raiders twice missed 2-point conversion attempts.
Tampa Bay started badly, but it soon took control and led 20-3 at halftime on Alstott's 2-yard touchdown run and McCardell's 5-yard TD catch. The defense held the Raiders' top-ranked offense to three first downs at intermission.
But the Raiders struck the first blow.
On the opening series, Regan Upshaw hit Johnson as he threw toward an open McCardell, and Charles Woodson intercepted to give the Raiders the ball at the Tampa Bay 36. But Oakland had to settle for Sebastian Janikowski's 40-yard field goal to take a 3-0 lead.
The Bucs came right back to tie it on Martin Gramatica's 31-yarder. It was set up by two 23-yard plays, a pass from Johnson to Joe Jurevicius and a Pittman sweep.
Jackson's first interception for Tampa Bay set up the next score: Gramatica's 43-yard field goal early in the second quarter that give the Bucs a 6-3 lead.
Jackson got another interception on the Raiders' next possession, returning it 23 yards to the Raiders 45. Tampa Bay couldn't move and Tupa had to punt.
But the Tampa Bay defense held the Raiders to three downs and out, and the Bucs finally broke through to take a 13-3 lead.
First Karl Williams returned Shane Lechler's punt 25 yards to the Oakland 27, then Pittman had runs of 6 and 19 yards to give Tampa Bay a first down at the 2. On the second play, Alstott went in for the game's first TD with 6:24 left in the half.
The Bucs made it 20-3 at halftime on a 77-yard, 10-play drive, which was aided by three Oakland penalties and capped by a quick out to McCardell on first down from the 5.
The second half featured the comeback and the counter-comeback. But it was never really in doubt.
"That touchdown at the end of the half was a big one," McCardell said. "It got us going into the second half and gave us the momentum to come out and play like we did."